Attention Deficit Marketing Disorder

Attention Deficit Marketing Disorder

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Attention Deficit Marketing Disorder
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The Little Marketer’s Dilemma

The Little Marketer’s Dilemma

What the Little Mermaid can teach us about our marketing tech.

Jan 23, 2023
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Attention Deficit Marketing Disorder
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The Little Marketer’s Dilemma
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Modern marketers are a lot like Ariel from Disney’s “The Little Mermaid”. Specifically, as she sings “Part of Your World”: obsessed with superficial objects and lacking a deep understanding of the people they are trying to impress.

Maybe I’m being harsh. But when I watch the Little Mermaid, I cheer for Ariel to win the prince and prove her worth. I am cheering for you to find your voice too.

My crude drawing of the little marketer swimming towards the unattainable world of marketing attribution.

If you don’t remember the song, here’s the original 1989 movie rendition of it (Halle Bailey also makes a beautiful Ariel, but the full recording of her version isn’t out yet as of the time of this writing):

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